AFRO-PUNK

... the other Black experience

HEREs some of mine

  • Sloth fights.
  • When people poop right where I’m about to sit.
  • Single ply toilet paper.
  • When people say something is going to own and then it sucks.
  • Amputees/retards who act like normal people.
  • People in wheelchairs who can’t do tricks.
  • Below average size peanut M&M’s.
  • Bank robbers.
  • Wine that doesn’t come in a box.
  • Tiny little whales, the size of a shoe.
  • buying a bag of chips with 4 chips in it
  • tripping, THEN falling on my face. in the rain.
  • noobs getting me killed in video games like halo or wow
  • getting kicked in the face by a giraffe everytime i walk outside
  • my grandmas cat rubbing her stupid fur on my black jeans


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sloth fights?


...wow @"Amputees/retards who act like normal people." ...smh.no.
and wtf @"getting kicked in the face by a giraffe everytime i walk outside" ...lol?
umm umm I think like the um number one pet peeve for me is like ummmmm...What do you ummm call it when ummmm
when you like...say ''ummm''....oh yeah they're um like so annoying....

Overly used conversation fillers drive me crazy!!! Collect yo thoughts foo! then speak.

About: When people say something is going to own and then it sucks. Reminds me of this:
Listening to the wrong people at the right time.
Naysayers. Actually, naysayers at work. We work for the same company. We're all headed toward the same goal. So if someone comes up with an idea fucking support that shit; we don't have anything to lose by NOT doing it. Shit. I'm SO over that shit.
When you've invited someone into your home and they steal your sh**t.

Can you believe that someone was invited to stay over, I popped out and when I returned they were gone. Along with my Amp and headphone.

I guess addicts will only help themselves (pun intended)!
Damn! Sorry to hear that shit. I've had it happen to me before.
Here we go

Ungrateful motherfuckers
Inconsiderate motherfuckers
Bitches who complain about people not liking them but who won't stop acting bitchy
White guys who feel like they are down because they have fucked a black woman or find womanizing with black women easy
Motherfuckers who do not the set weight s back on the rack
Women who think that sex or the offer thereof is compensation for a debt or a favor i.e. headjob equals a free ride to somewhere. Nope! My care does not run on pussy juice.
Able bodied people who are always begging and looking for a handout
Women who try to sneak period sex on me
E-Badasses, internet tough guys, and e-snipers. Hiding behind that is where you need to stay.
White girls (often fat) who think I'm supposed to be impressed with how "black" they act. I don't like ignorant acting black women so why would i talk to you?
Women with cheap perfume (Some people can do it. Most cannot)
Men with cheap cologne (Some guys can do it. Most cannot)
Hypocrites who are overly harsh in their judgments of other people's hypocrisy.
Toothy dome
Africans who talk shit to me about Black Americans and the U.S. govt but never get out to meet black Americans. This country clothed and fed your third world ass and provided you a place to stay even after you violated our laws by overstaying your visa and took a job a lawful resident could have had and you are complaining about your low wages when you've got no skills, limited and language and you're talking shit about black Americans being poor and lazy and not wanting education all while you're standing there with that WIC voucher and EBT card getting free food for yourself, your three freeloading illegal relatives and your illegitimate anchor baby ? What? You want me to sponsor your cousin? You want me to donate money to the "insert foreign country here" refugee fund? Black Americans aren't educated? We don't hate Africa or Africans we hate African assholes like you!!!
copyright K.L. Jones
Bloggers.
All the Obama bashing/dick riding.
People who bitch non-stop about how bad and shitty their life is, and yet do nothing to improve it.
Child Molesters.
Oprah.
Illegal immigrants who have the goddamn nerve to act as through they're better and more important than everyone else. Ha!
Skinny Jeans, Wear what you want to wear because it makes you comfortable, not to be more "scene" or to get pussy.
The Bengals.
People who bitch about twitter,facebook,etc. and yet are glued to their fucking cell phones every other day.
Anarchist in 2010.
People who still complain about BET...we get it. You hate, but why obsess about it?
Nicki Minaji look-alikes, that look horrid.

@"Amputees/retards who act like normal people"...

ha.
white cops
black cops who act white
white people who rearly see black people
Traffic construction
Punks who like to show off for women
Politics
Uncreative people
People who cant help but stare
tolls fuck tolls
men who hit women
women who hang around after being hit
Fat people
fast food
TV screens in cars when no one is in the back seat
Materialist people ( it is all worthless. if you cant digest it for nutrition value or safely sleep in it)

My number one pet peeve is when people constantly complain about the conditions of their life and won't do anything about it when they can. Second is when people say they want to do or be something in there life, but never go ahead and do it. They dream of what it would be like but won't go experience it.

1. christians

2. zionists jews/israelies

3. ALL cops

4. racists who're too chicken-shit to own up to being racists

5. republicans, the tea-bagger movement (see #4)

6. people who extol the virtues ov commercialism

7. people who still doubt climate change (see #1,4)

8. people who shamelessly dick-ride Obama

9. people who still think Obama's a communist (see #4)

10. people who still listen to Pop music, however redundant (see #6)

11. people who take facebook waaay too seriously

12. all this christmas shit. Basically, anything that's even remotely religious in nature (see #1, 2)

13. breeders (see #1, 2, 5, 6, 10)

14. mall rats (see #6, 11)

15. Icp fans (see #1, 6, 7, 10, 13, 14)

16. past/present AfroPunk board members (see #1, 6, 8, 10, possibly 11)

17. retards (see #1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 15)

18. people who still get twisted over Gays ( see #1, 5)

19. do-gooders who're shamelessly optumistic & too niave for their own good (see #8, 10, 16)

20. women who treat decent guys like punks, & fuck assholes who treat them like shit

21. people who still smoke

 

I could go on & on - turns out i'm an extremely bitter & hateful person.

.....I'm gonna add messageboard cop haters to my list.

I'm going to add "people who blindly support the police" to my list.

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