... the other Black experience
= THE VENT!---GET IT OUT =...
Props goes Illaziam the originator who started this with his 'D-Bags' thread. Helped many of us vent out our frustrations, thanks for the carthartic venue Mr. Ill, make your voice heard!
Setting it off:
= Enough with the Obama-mania already. Put a moratorium on the overdone coverage until fall.
= Hey Miss Big Breasses, I believe you know damn well how you look when you leave the house. Yeah it's hot but if you didn't feel secure with that tight spaghetti-strap top that hugs your bouncy DD assets, don't wear it.
You look foolish walking around the supermarket with your arms covering your chest, grabbing your shoulders like you're trying to give yourself a half-nelson. It's part funny & part frustrating ('cause I couldn't get good glance, damn...). For real though, either wear less revealing clothes or deal with the unsolicted male attention (from nasty gawkers like me).
= You, Mrs. High Level Educator from another school, need to stop acting like you want to get hollered at. Keep the flirty looks coming and I will step to you. Regardless of what your rude, bratty daughter thinks about it. See how she likes it when I'm having breakfast at the house and picking her smiling Mom up for dates.
I'm only halfway joking...
= Dude, how many times am I going to ask you to not tell me any plot details of film I haven't seen? I will hang up on you right now...
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Permalink Reply by Phactz on -
Ah! Someone has something to say about why I wasn't at work the other day...hmm..I wonder who it was...let's look at the typical list of suspects...
Guy who looks at grotesque pornogprahy when he should be working? Nope.
The young intern? Nah, he's too busy kissing ass.
The brother who I had problems with a year ago? Nope.
The "sister" who the minute a black person walks out of room, she'd immediately start dissecting them to the white co-workers? We have a winner.
I'm pretty sure you are aware I cannot stand the sight of you. The fact that you take no time to go in on any person of color (majority of the time black folk) you run into on the street or in the office and degrade them just to get a subtle chuckle out of your white peers is sickening. You just love to try to push as much of what ever culture you have away from you and your precious white people so you can lie to yourself a night that you're "just like everyone else." But you're not. You an attractive, smart woman that doesn't need to stoop that low. But you do, with each and every time I hear one of these smiling computers mention how "funny and dead on" you are. I just love over hearing your lunch conversations as you assault everything wrong in the city, how "blame the parents" is your solution for everything fucked that goes in this country.
I really, really, really dislike you. I'd go on, but it come off as misogynistic...
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Permalink Reply by X-D-D-M*9 on
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^^^ add on to that, paralell dimensions: you little brat who I took much time to get know and treat like a human being last year when folks wrote you off. Even though you and your delinquent friends harassed the special needs students from my class on the bus and act out daily. And you don't like me now 'cause I called out you on your shit. You actually get the stones up to ask me for a dollar?
That's comedy of the highest order. I see you in the hallways daily and you never have a polite word for me or anyone who isn't part of your junior-hooligans-in-training crew. The nicest thing I could do for you is lie & say I had no money then give my last dollar to the stuttering student who was broke who's been cool to my students all semester. Justice is a bitch, ain't it? You're not bad to the bone or unredeemable, you just need to stop clowning those who do nothing to you. Hope you learn something.
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Permalink Reply by LadyLinkMaster on -
=i hate it when people talk through a movie. not the crowd, the person right next to you, especially the person who asked you to go in the first place.
=i said one cream and three sugars in my coffee, what the fuck is this!?! three creamers and one sugar.....bitch go back to school and get that math lesson.
=there is only 2 degrees of separation between sarah palin and that dude who shot those eight or nine people. THINK ABOUT IT and check palin's luds. how does one keep power?...sacrifice a nine year old girl on the 11th day of a month and make sure her birthdate is 9-11.
=hey! we need the blaque widow dolls!
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Permalink Reply by Rage_Proletaire on -
Heh. On the subject of so-called "trash TV"... American Idol's on in the other room (I swear I'm not watchin'!). I heard a first name that sounded familiar (apparently they did auditions in New Orleans recently) and got up to take a look. Lo and behold, there's an old acquaitance of mine trying out, and they're joking about his resemblance to Steven Tyler.
He made a veiled insult at a birthday party about me not being a real New Order fan because I bought one of their singles compilations (and not one of their "real" albums). None of my other friends seemed to care for his company after that.
No ill will or anything towards the dude, but eventually I'd duck whenever I spotted him in the store or wherever. Gotta be in the mood for pedantry and semantics.
Anyways, just a little mindfuck moment, not really a vent. Haven't talked to him in years.
Phactz said:
I love how everyone has something to say just because I watch Jersey Shore. It's just a fucking TV Show, my apologies I'm not watching your penny budget documentary's or your boring artsy friend's bad improv sketch youtube videos.
"bu bu bu if you're going to watch TV, watch Mad Men or something, it's better!"
No, it's bland and boring and yeah, I get it's based in the '60s but the sexism is laughable bad. Really laughable and not me wanting to "excuse" their neanderthal behavior for it being "how it was" back then.
I wanna watch 20-somethings act like 20-somethings and be entertain. Fuck I wish my early 20's were like that: Work, hang out and crash with friends that aren't elitist intellectual douches, and plenty of amazing looking women to try and persuade could you sleep with.
Except actually being in New Jersey, that place is ASS.
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Permalink Reply by lyfenlyn on -
Dude you see me walking down the street lugging all my shit in the hot sun and roll down your window to ask for my number. I tell you no. You think telling me that you have two jobs will stop me in my tracks and suddenly make me overlook the fact that you have a head like George Jefferson and the body of Biggie Smalls? The answer is still no. Then you wanna yell about how there is something wrong about me not wanting a black man with a job. I CANT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS FUCKED UP PLACE!!!!
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Permalink Reply by PolarVibez on -
Wow....I'm still stuck on "george jefferson head and biggie smalls body"(damn)..But he had a JOB Lyn! Two of em! (smh)
lyfenlyn said:Dude you see me walking down the street lugging all my shit in the hot sun and roll down your window to ask for my number. I tell you no. You think telling me that you have two jobs will stop me in my tracks and suddenly make me overlook the fact that you have a head like George Jefferson and the body of Biggie Smalls? The answer is still no. Then you wanna yell about how there is something wrong about me not wanting a black man with a job. I CANT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS FUCKED UP PLACE!!!!
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Permalink Reply by LadyLinkMaster on
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woooooooo George Jefferson head and Biggie Smalls body, i am still laughing on that one. i just want to know did you get where you trying to go luggin all that stuff. i know.......people sing "BagLady" to me.
lyfenlyn said:
Dude you see me walking down the street lugging all my shit in the hot sun and roll down your window to ask for my number. I tell you no. You think telling me that you have two jobs will stop me in my tracks and suddenly make me overlook the fact that you have a head like George Jefferson and the body of Biggie Smalls? The answer is still no. Then you wanna yell about how there is something wrong about me not wanting a black man with a job. I CANT WAIT TO LEAVE THIS FUCKED UP PLACE!!!!
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Permalink Reply by LadyLinkMaster on
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i must vent about coffee! coffee is personal, like panties. i won't wear yours and you won't wear mine. don't fix my coffee for me. once again, fuckin up my drink. i'll do it. i like a little cream in my shit.......my coffee should not look like hot milk with a tan. alright, i'm done.
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Permalink Reply by Compound Egret on -
Why is it that the most destitute people I know always hit me with "I'm a hustler"?
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Permalink Reply by PolarVibez on
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^^^^FELT- for sure on the last two post. For many people or I would think most coffee drinkers, they are very particular about their drink. I have mines down to science, with the exact amount of sugar, water, milk, temperature of the milk and the perfect amount of coffee all measured out precisely and I do it the same way everyday, if something's off I know. I don't even want somebody to put a fresh filter in for me, I'll do it myself
and destitute hustlers, they need to A. hustle harder or B. find a new hustle, preferarbly one that works..
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Permalink Reply by kifaru on -
I paid 27 bucks for a legal copy of the MS Arabic language pack and shit still pastes in wrong and the spell checker ain't shit. Bill Gates, If i see your ass I'm gonna fuck you up, nigga!
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Permalink Reply by Pixel on -
i'm really annoyed and hate the fact that i pretty much found the girl of my dreams then she ran away from me...i mean come on how often to you run accross a slinder dark skinned girl w dreadlocks that have a crazy fringe that likes anime, goth, and rave scenes that does and likes almost alll the same stuff you do? lol and if you do find one they probly live miles and miles away
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