... the other Black experience
= THE VENT!---GET IT OUT =...
Props goes Illaziam the originator who started this with his 'D-Bags' thread. Helped many of us vent out our frustrations, thanks for the carthartic venue Mr. Ill, make your voice heard!
Setting it off:
= Enough with the Obama-mania already. Put a moratorium on the overdone coverage until fall.
= Hey Miss Big Breasses, I believe you know damn well how you look when you leave the house. Yeah it's hot but if you didn't feel secure with that tight spaghetti-strap top that hugs your bouncy DD assets, don't wear it.
You look foolish walking around the supermarket with your arms covering your chest, grabbing your shoulders like you're trying to give yourself a half-nelson. It's part funny & part frustrating ('cause I couldn't get good glance, damn...). For real though, either wear less revealing clothes or deal with the unsolicted male attention (from nasty gawkers like me).
= You, Mrs. High Level Educator from another school, need to stop acting like you want to get hollered at. Keep the flirty looks coming and I will step to you. Regardless of what your rude, bratty daughter thinks about it. See how she likes it when I'm having breakfast at the house and picking her smiling Mom up for dates.
I'm only halfway joking...
= Dude, how many times am I going to ask you to not tell me any plot details of film I haven't seen? I will hang up on you right now...
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Permalink Reply by lyfenlyn on -
I mean damn Lenny, if you dont want to perform on Jimmy Kimmel just say NO. Dont show up with a scarf over your head, a winter jacket (in the studio) sunglasses on and hands jammed in your pockets the whole time thinking youre doing someone a fucking favor. Either be a rock star or go work at sears.
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Permalink Reply by lyfenlyn on
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I am on the verge of PMS, and Im in my math class. I really dont like math at all. When you get out of high school you think wheeeeee NO MORE MATH! Eh, no. AND this time you have to pay out of your ass to take a class you dont want to be in and you have to pass or pay for it again. Anyhoo, today I find out not only do I have to take this damn class but two more even harder more useless math classes too. Thats like nearly $4,000 in classes I dont want nothing to do with. But Im steamed after I find this out. Then were doing problems that are jibberish to me, and on top of that the only other black (girl) in the class is chewing gum mindlessly. She thinks no one can hear her smacking away at it. Everyone is looking at eachother. You can see peoples body language but shes oblivious to whats going on in the room. Then we have a quiz. Im not in the mood, Im pissed and now the room is silent with this gum chewing going on. Im ready to snap and walk back and punch her in the face. But I cant do black on black crime. I was so angry I couldnt have opened my mouth because the words would have been &%)(#&%#(&%^#(@(%RIEYRIY!!!!! And I would have been kicked out of school. I wanted to wait till after class and talk to the teacher about it, but this girl was taking forever to get out and it made me even MORE ANGRY so I left! But Im sending an e mail to my teacher to ask her to ban the practice from the classroom.
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Permalink Reply by Skazi Travillion on -
Im suppose to be getting on a plane, next week to new mexico!! but I dont know how im gonna do it without thinking of La bamba and having a seizure, Any helpful tips on how to Calm Plane fear?? :/
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Permalink Reply by AfroCuban on -
You need to have some movies on your iPod, Zune, what have you - or t.v. shows (in series order) that always engross you and watch those the whole time with head phones on and pretend you are on a cruise ship (turbulence).
Or don't worry and realize that you'll end up on the Lost island where you can adopt Vincent the dog, be on the beach all the time, and Hurley will bring you mass drinks and do your laundry.
Skazi Travillion said:Im suppose to be getting on a plane, next week to new mexico!! but I dont know how im gonna do it without thinking of La bamba and having a seizure, Any helpful tips on how to Calm Plane fear?? :/
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Permalink Reply by X-D-D-M*9 on
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= Core blimey, somebody save me from these little chumps. School year ends in a month and I swear I'm still near getting fired or arrested for screaming at one of these little wannabe thugs who keep looking at me funny when I chastize them. One is making noise the whole field trip back, so when I come back to sit in their area so they shut up he gets an attitude but says nothing.
Then the other is about to hit a girl who is sleeping and gets all puffy when I threaten to write him up before he tries it, and then looks at me funny. Sonny boys, if you got something on your minds let it go, but stop grittin' on me like you gonna do something about it. I wish y'all were my cousins, I'd whip your asses to the marrow.
One more month...
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Permalink Reply by Fashionfreak on -
So im leaving my friends bday party and its just what I expected, a club with a bunch of snooty black people in yankee caps. So anyway, I just sat there lookin miserable cuz I couldnt relate to the crowd and the music was boring ass modern rap. Then the dj switched it up and played grunge and metal.. I was jumpin around like a mad woman with the white and asian kids on the other side of the lounge...of course my friend's friends were giving me blank stares and started giggling. Then it went back to the rap so I got bored and left. Its frustrating because I love my dear friend but we have nothing in common. I feel bad its her bday pmcelebration but still.
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lyfenlyn said:I mean damn Lenny, if you dont want to perform on Jimmy Kimmel just say NO. Dont show up with a scarf over your head, a winter jacket (in the studio) sunglasses on and hands jammed in your pockets the whole time thinking youre doing someone a fucking favor. Either be a rock star or go work at sears.
You know what honey, I disagree. I liked that he sung with his underrated full voice and avoided doing a Marley imitation dance that too many other artists do whe performing Bob's songs. And I thought his gear was prettty cool & didn't seem too rock star-haughty.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XcL1cambf4&feature=related
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Permalink Reply by AfroCuban on
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And that's why most of my friends were white, asian, and half-white|half-asian, with few exceptions. That's a shame for Amerikuh.
Fashionfreak said:So im leaving my friends bday party and its just what I expected, a club with a bunch of snooty black people in yankee caps. So anyway, I just sat there lookin miserable cuz I couldnt relate to the crowd and the music was boring ass modern rap. Then the dj switched it up and played grunge and metal.. I was jumpin around like a mad woman with the white and asian kids on the other side of the lounge...of course my friend's friends were giving me blank stares and started giggling. Then it went back to the rap so I got bored and left. Its frustrating because I love my dear friend but we have nothing in common. I feel bad its her bday pmcelebration but still.
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Permalink Reply by AfroCuban on
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And these are the descendants of the great men and women of Civil Rights and the Harlem Renaissance? Of the Cuban Revolution?
Daoud said:= Core blimey, somebody save me from these little chumps. School year ends in a month and I swear I'm still near getting fired or arrested for screaming at one of these little wannabe thugs who keep looking at me funny when I chastize them. One is making noise the whole field trip back, so when I come back to sit in their area so they shut up he gets an attitude but says nothing.
Then the other is about to hit a girl who is sleeping and gets all puffy when I threaten to write him up before he tries it, and then looks at me funny. Sonny boys, if you got something on your minds let it go, but stop grittin' on me like you gonna do something about it. I wish y'all were my cousins, I'd whip your asses to the marrow.
One more month...
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Permalink Reply by AfroCuban on
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Reminds me of what Chris Rock said on stage once. "We're scared when we go to the ATM too...I love me some black people, but I hat n**s. And some black people are n**s. 'wish I could join the K K K".
I know their type. They got bussed to my elementary school. They robbed my girl friend last week. I swear to god and the devil, that I'd like to see them all burn.
AfroCuban said:
And these are the descendants of the great men and women of Civil Rights and the Harlem Renaissance? Of the Cuban Revolution?
Daoud said:= Core blimey, somebody save me from these little chumps. School year ends in a month and I swear I'm still near getting fired or arrested for screaming at one of these little wannabe thugs who keep looking at me funny when I chastize them. One is making noise the whole field trip back, so when I come back to sit in their area so they shut up he gets an attitude but says nothing.
Then the other is about to hit a girl who is sleeping and gets all puffy when I threaten to write him up before he tries it, and then looks at me funny. Sonny boys, if you got something on your minds let it go, but stop grittin' on me like you gonna do something about it. I wish y'all were my cousins, I'd whip your asses to the marrow.
One more month...
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Permalink Reply by AfroCuban on
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Roommates that use your stuff, eat your stuff, fuck with your stuff that think you're soft, too nice, or too decent to take gasoline in a gas can, a bag of fire crackers, and some matches and LIGHT THEM UP in their sleep. And to watch them burn.
Die lame-ass, passive-aggressive closet racist alcoholic dip shit.
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^^^ Bro, I feel you on roommates thing. It took forever but I'm solo dolo and wouldn't have it any other way. And yes, some of these young fools need to at least burn in humiliation publicly for their actions. This is not what our progenitors fought for in Africa, the Caribbean, America and beyond. Self-contained community discipline is what's needed.
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