wow, let's see....
my step-father, in particular, had MUCH shit to say- "stop using them big words...like 'vague', 'ambiguous', 'smug'"
"you listen to that heavy metal. You aint gonna have Black friends. I aint NEVER gonna buy a record by a White man."
"STOP leanin your arms on the sink when you wash your face. You aint WHITE!"
"Mustard??!! Who puts mustard on their sandwich? White folks do that!"
"What you talkin bout you don't eat pork? Nigga, you BLACK!"
I even had a roommate in college say to me- "damn, nigga, why you puttin lotion on your hands like that??! Being so neat. Put that lotion on like BLACK people."
Help me, does anybody here know how Black people put lotion on?