... the other Black experience
CHRISTMAS MOVIES!
So its that time again, duh.
And regardless if you celebrate the whole Jesus part.
Or if you spin the dradle.
or you light a kinara.
or you are a grinch and a complete bummer....
No one can deny that Christmas time is frickin sweet!
Besides the tree.
and the coco.
and the presents.
and the fucking egg nog.
and the snow.
and the fires.
and the family.
and the food.
and the music.
and the cold beer in warm hands.
and the warm hands on cold bodies.
and mistletoe.
did i mention egg nog?
and all that other shit that awesome about December.
The best part by far is the Movies!
Christmas movie kick ass.
All of them.
Even down to Corny- Whitebread- ABC Family -made for TV-Johnathan Taylor Thomas Movies.
Awesome.
So in the Spirit of the Holidays, here are my favorite Classic Christmas movies that make me feel all warm and fuzzy and Santa-ie inside.
Classic Movies for a Classy Lady
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HOME ALONE (1, 2, 3 & 4 )
Home Alone is crucial Christmas staple. No one can deny that Macaulay Culkin is the cutest white kid since the Jackson Five. And regardless of the fact that 3 and 4 sucked ass. I still watch them because im a sucker for a family oriented plot line. "Keep the change ya filthy animal!"
BETTER OFF DEAD
Now I know this isnt a technical "Christmas Movie" but it takes place during the holidays, and it has John Cusack. Enough said.
"You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you! "
A YEAR WITHOUT SANTA CLAUS
This entire genre is Christmas, from the animated Rudolph to the Frosty the Snowman, fuck yes or the original Claymation.
"They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much. "
NATIONAL LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION
Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase I love you and the Griswalds. It amazing how some jokes and some lights can make you forget all about his raging addiction to Cocaine. Regardless this is one of my favorite movies. So there.
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. "
Feliz Navidad Bitches!
And regardless if you celebrate the whole Jesus part.
Or if you spin the dradle.
or you light a kinara.
or you are a grinch and a complete bummer....
No one can deny that Christmas time is frickin sweet!
Besides the tree.
and the coco.
and the presents.
and the fucking egg nog.
and the snow.
and the fires.
and the family.
and the food.
and the music.
and the cold beer in warm hands.
and the warm hands on cold bodies.
and mistletoe.
did i mention egg nog?
and all that other shit that awesome about December.
The best part by far is the Movies!
Christmas movie kick ass.
All of them.
Even down to Corny- Whitebread- ABC Family -made for TV-Johnathan Taylor Thomas Movies.
Awesome.
So in the Spirit of the Holidays, here are my favorite Classic Christmas movies that make me feel all warm and fuzzy and Santa-ie inside.
Classic Movies for a Classy Lady
*********************************************************************************************************************
Home Alone is crucial Christmas staple. No one can deny that Macaulay Culkin is the cutest white kid since the Jackson Five. And regardless of the fact that 3 and 4 sucked ass. I still watch them because im a sucker for a family oriented plot line. "Keep the change ya filthy animal!"
Now I know this isnt a technical "Christmas Movie" but it takes place during the holidays, and it has John Cusack. Enough said.
"You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you! "
This entire genre is Christmas, from the animated Rudolph to the Frosty the Snowman, fuck yes or the original Claymation.
"They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much. "
Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase, Chevy Chase I love you and the Griswalds. It amazing how some jokes and some lights can make you forget all about his raging addiction to Cocaine. Regardless this is one of my favorite movies. So there.
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. "
Feliz Navidad Bitches!
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Permalink Reply by ladypaige on -
omg the Ref! I forgot allll about that. Priceless.
lyfenlyn said:my favorites are The Ref with Dennis leary and Love Actually.
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Permalink Reply by SaintGermaine on -
Boy do I love Better Off Dead. I think I will have to purchase that to own.
I also love It's A Wonderful Life, no matter how corny.
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Permalink Reply by PolarVibez on -
It's A Wonderful Life will never get old. Does Die Hard Count?
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Permalink Reply by SaintGermaine on
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I haven't seen that Emmit Otter Jugband Christmas thing in a MILLION years, wow!
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Permalink Reply by Rosenda on -
That crazy claymation film "The Junky's Christmas" narrated with William S. Burroughs is GREAT.
Even the junkie gets in the spirit to help someone else out with the money he was gonna use to buy dope.
I know that's all kinds of messed but you have to see it, it's really fascinating and trippy and kinda weird.
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Permalink Reply by ladypaige on
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i have been dieing to see this. i think im going to amazon.com this right now..... thanks for the wonderful reminder!!
Rosenda said:That crazy claymation film "The Junky's Christmas" narrated with William S. Burroughs is GREAT.
Even the junkie gets in the spirit to help someone else out with the money he was gonna use to buy dope.
I know that's all kinds of messed but you have to see it, it's really fascinating and trippy and kinda weird.
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Permalink Reply by MER on -
Muppet Christmas Carol.
I think it's the ONLY Christmas movie I love...besides
It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie.
"Daniel: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.
Kermit: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya? "
I almost peed my pants from laughing from that. XD
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Permalink Reply by ladypaige on
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i watched this the other night.
its horrible.
but hilarious.
you cant go wrong with a man who dresses up like Santa and kills people because he saw his mom having sex with Santa as a child.
yes.
priceless holiday memories for you all to share.
enjoy!
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Permalink Reply by Darkness Unlimited* on -
ALL christ-mas themed films suck. Except Bad Santa & Silent Night, Deadly Night.
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Permalink Reply by ladypaige on
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SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT is the shit.
no lie.
you are right.
oh have you seen Christmas Evil?
that shits hilarious.
wow thank for reminding me about SNDN.
im Amazon.coming that righhhhht nowwwwwww.
Darkness Unlimited* said:ALL christ-mas themed films suck. Except Bad Santa & Silent Night, Deadly Night.
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