Cool Quotes

"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."

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Permalink Reply by XiaMin on April 14, 2009 at 1:17am

"All my life I wished to be somebody, now I see I should have been more specific."

"The sun can't shine on the same dog's ass everyday."

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Permalink Reply by sceneless on April 14, 2009 at 1:23pm

"People buy things they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like."

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Permalink Reply by lyfenlyn on April 15, 2009 at 2:29pm

A broke clock is still right twice a day.

No man is worth your tears and the one who is will never make you cry.

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Permalink Reply by Rosenda on April 17, 2009 at 11:06pm

"There is nothing more life-affirming than getting your ass kicked."

Drugstore Cowboy.

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Permalink Reply by LesYpersound on April 18, 2009 at 12:12am

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

heh...saw this today.

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Permalink Reply by LesYpersound on April 18, 2009 at 1:17am

CaliforniaAfrican said:

As was said to me quite often by my friend Spark, when I was a young woman in college and had the last name of Smith:

"Smiff, if a monkey can do it. (long pause) So can you."

what did the monkey do?

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Permalink Reply by Boudica on April 19, 2009 at 9:53am

"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet" Author Unknown

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Permalink Reply by XiaMin on April 20, 2009 at 5:39am

No fucking shit! I've been thinking a lot about this particular quote recently!

Tala Boudica said:

"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet" Author Unknown

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Permalink Reply by Darkness Unlimited* on April 20, 2009 at 2:51pm

"Noone shall be free until the last king is strangled with the intrails ov the last preist"

Mike Maloy quoting a very wise & very dead philosipher.

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Permalink Reply by Darkness Unlimited* on April 20, 2009 at 2:52pm

Tala Boudica said:

"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet" Author Unknown

Solution to that guys' delima: uh, STFU & buy some shoes?

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Permalink Reply by kifaru on April 20, 2009 at 4:54pm

Didn't we have a thread just like this somewhere else on this board?

All rebels are closet aristocrats.- Frank Herbert

I take this to mean that revolutionaries are closet elitists.