Cool Quotes

"Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range."

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Permalink Reply by Rosenda on April 26, 2009 at 11:57pm

I must edit my chosen quote......cause I just saw "Drugstore Cowboy" the other night!

"There is nothing more life affirming than getting the shit kicked out of you." *

That film is FULL of cool and funny quotes. Like this one from Williams Burroughs' character, Tom The Priest.

"The Catholic Church had no need for a junkie priest."

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Permalink Reply by Tapedek on April 29, 2009 at 11:07am

"I'm made of five kinds of awesome. That pretty much sums it up. Anyone who tells you that I'm made of less awesome is a jerk and anyone who tells you that I'm made of any number more than five awesome types clearly doesn't understand math."
-My friend Mike's facebook profile

"The whole world is three drinks behind me"
-Humphrey Bogart

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Permalink Reply by XiaMin on April 30, 2009 at 4:29am

Well, I meant no shit as an expression of surprise because I'd been thinking about that quote.

And as for walking on stubs, really IS MISERY NOT EVEN SACRED NOW?, everyone has to set the bar so fucking high.

Death of a Salesman said:

XiaMin said:
No fucking shit! I've been thinking a lot about this particular quote recently!

Tala Boudica said:
"I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet" Author Unknown

Well actually, shit. I've seen footless people sporting shoes like they can walk, And fucking... If it's just the foot you've lost, you can walk on the stubs with enough training.

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Permalink Reply by the outsider on June 26, 2009 at 5:12pm

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"- Kurt Cobain

"Don't compromise yourself. You're all you've got" - Janis Joplin

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them, humanity cannot survive"- Dalai Lama

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"- Albert Einstein

"Life's tough, get a helmet!" -Unknown

"Here's to alcohol, the source of, and the answer to, all of life's problems"- Homer Simpson

"If you want something in this life, you have to work for it....Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"-Homer Simpson

"Bart, with $10, 000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like ... love!"-Homer Simpson
"Beauty is only a light switch away"-Unknown

"The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open"-Unknown

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Permalink Reply by Pach Atomz on June 30, 2009 at 8:53pm

"Be good. If not, be good at it!"

"I'm turning into what your learning"

" We was so poor, our doormat just said "Well...?"

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Permalink Reply by the outsider on August 9, 2009 at 2:43pm

A few good quotes today:

"I'm not in denial i'm just selective about the reality i choose to accept"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off."

"Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig and then, suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"A rebel with a cause is a hero; a rebel without one is stupid."

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Permalink Reply by M.LUNA on August 11, 2009 at 12:49am

“People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves” -Humphrey Bogart

"If you cannot be a poet, be the poem." -David Carradine

"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth." -Benjamin Disraeli

"Originality is... a by-product of sincerity." -Marianne Moore

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." ~John Mason