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... the other Black experience

>>> LESS COMMON SEX SYMBOLS or who I want to do, part III <<<

Anyone of any race, gender, age (legally please) who turns you on.  The more unusual the better. 

Folks beyond the Brangelinas or Denzel-Halle set. Who has the different undeniable 'thing' keeps you interested.

 

A few of mine:

 

=  Meryl Streep

=  The Supernanny

=  Sarita Choudry

=  Helen Mirren

=  Dianne Carroll

=  Annabella Sciorra  

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"The Supernanny"

You sir, have taste.

Jodie Foster
Molly Ringwald
America Ferria(?) as ugly betty

Where's part I & II?
Okay. My turn. Since I officially claim myself as "no category" or "other", I hope to amaze and disgust, and force your aesthetic IQ into overdrive. Empathy practice folks. Here I go!:

Aesthetic IQ setting (for APers at least): Low
Santogold

Santogold. Atypical in that she is not your standardized big tits, bulging derrière standard fare of BET smörgåsbord of "black" beauties. Though we typically already go up against the racist rumor mill that all us Africanates have AIDS, etc., -- its pretty hard for a darkie these days outside of our own communities -- but for we APers, she's a good representation of the TOBE. Quite other, quite unusual, and quite unlikely to be full of STDs like all those other girlies on the BET videos who had to "work" their way to the top... poor male-exploitation victims.

Aesthetic IQ setting: Medium
Angelica Houston

Now living alongside the media in a predominately Europeanate society, Hollywood starlets have been manufactured for more than five decades now, their qualities being a necessary mix of theatrical brains and hetero-sex appeal (these days, the latter being much more emphasized, more than ever). Angelica Houston -- now a relic of the older very Jewish-American Hollywood hegemony -- was immense in both theatrical talent and old school nickelodeon sex appeal. With strong classical European features (she reminds me of my late, great aunt Cleora), and a solid womanly body straight out of ancient roman statuary, Ms, Houston was a bad lady in her day. Hats off, fellas. She may be a lighty, but in my book, she's alrighty.

Aesthetic IQ setting: High
Francois Sagat

I'm gonna make a shitload of you brats of Abraham hurl your lunch, but hey, this is punk -- an exercise is not giving a fuck. Now the guy above gives plenty since that's his job as an adult film star. However being an Algerian-French (North Africanate for you colorstruck mofos), this sodomite has a flare for both gesture and art. So though he makes that AV trash that "pulls humanity into despair" (morally -- NOT economically), he is also responsible for the high end portfolio for numerous francophone art-types bringing sexual deviance and high-aesthetic intellect even to the lo-fare porn world. Call him the Algerian gay male version of Josephine Baker of sorts, but with an actual banana.
He makes guys like me have a proper lo-self esteem like those anorexic-bulimic-fat chicks who have to put up with being "too fat" or "too skinny" in this "man's world". Dudes like this make us norms look in the mirror and ponder "I wish I had bigger calves" or "This shirt makes me too skinny". On top of that, he's husky and does numerous physical activities that the hetero side of our humanity refuses to include in the average dictionary.
I'm vile aren't I? In any case, get on your game ladies (maybe gentlemen too). Gay guys like this are continuing to increase the public's beauty standard... Forcing straight guys to wear pink... though not quite to the assless chaps yet ;-).
Don't give a f u u u c k man. I'm a South Park-ist -- good taste is for the public. Anyhoo, no genitals shown, so no laws broken. Don't make a mountain out of an ant hill.

Felipe said:
dude thats fucked up bro. you didn't have to put the retch inducing pic. and....Santogold got has a very nice figure.


@Daoud- Helen Mirren? I saw those jubblies and fell in love. Then I saw that movie with Cuba and got jealous........


http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103974
i don't want to "do" her. i just find her amazing :)

@ Fashionfreak:

Good call.

Michael Caine

Terrence Stamp

Ben Whishaw

british misc: gary oldman (all his movies), tim roth (esp in Made in Britain), malcolm mcdowell (in any Lindsay Anderson movie and Clockwork Orange), ray winstone (esp in Scum), david thewlis (esp in Naked), jason flemyng, the guy from quadrophenia, and the monty python crew. haha.



FRENCHIES...lol

Jean Pierre Leaud

Pierre Clementi in Belle du Jour

Gregoire Colin

Jean-Hugues Anglade
He was in Subway, Betty Blue, Killing Zoe, La Femme Nikita, and Queen Margot

Romain Duris

Mathieu Almaric


...ETC

Sam Rockwell...easily drop my panties for this man (lol).

John Lurie and Tom Waits...

Matt Gray Gubler


misc: Tcheky Karyo, Vincent Cassel, Said Taghmaoui, Oded Fehr, James Spader, Christopher Walken, Norman Reedus, Cillian Murphy, Jeremy Davies, Barry Pepper (lol), Michael Wincott, Crispin Glover, Tommy Flanagan (irishman w/ the glasgow grin), Eric Stoltz, Isaach De Bankolé, ALEX DESCAS (only uncommon for americans maybe... b/c that man is the finest human being to grace this earth...even? :P ), Michael Fassbender




i'll be back w/ some ladies.
Felipe said:
dude thats fucked up bro. you didn't have to put the retch inducing pic. and....Santogold got has a very nice figure.
/div>

Check your homophobia at the door. Among other things.

Patti Smith

Izzy Stradlin

Fefe Dobson

Jerry Cantrell

Stephen Carpenter

Jeffrey Dean- Morgan

Vincent Perez

MMMMMmmmmm the things I would do to these men ; )
@Fashionfreak

Fefe Dobson is a fucking treasure.

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