LMAO!! this is too much!!
When i was little i had a whole ritual for when i had to get up to use the bathroom
First i would lay really still ( i still do this) so i can hear if there are monsters int he room, Then i would stand on the bed and jump as farrr as i could and run and turn the light on( so the monsters cant grab my feet from under the bed).. then i would stand really still to listen for anything.. then i run to the bathroom...and before i go in i would inspect for ghosts, monsters or bugs.. then i would pee..after that, i have to go through the same thing in reverse order to get back into bed.. i was a hot mess i kno... my parents always knew when i was going to pee when they hear the loud BOOM from me jumping off the bed.
I hate hate hate when faucets drip. Then I have to make sure the tap is facing just the right direction.