Random Thoughts

Put down anything random. Doesn't matter if it makes sense or not.

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Permalink Reply by Rage_Proletaire on May 13, 2010 at 12:56pm

(Not really thoughts...)

Saw this on an eBay seller's feedback page: "the panties arrived quick &—as requested—unwashed. I used them to make tea" (although the description says that they actually bought a used camping compass...)

Saw this on the window of a Dodge Ram pickup on the way back from N.O.: "DODGE: Don't stroke it ... RAM IT!"

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Permalink Reply by conspicuious green on May 13, 2010 at 3:09pm

Rage_Proletaire said:

(Not really thoughts...)

Saw this on an eBay seller's feedback page: "the panties arrived quick &—as requested—unwashed. I used them to make tea" (although the description says that they actually bought a used camping compass...)

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Ahhh haaaaaaa haahaa heeee he heh heeee! oh my.

Bloody 'ell i'm tearing up! it's the tea part thats killing me =D

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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on May 13, 2010 at 9:16pm

Me and a friend used to sell our used panties to Japanofile teenage perverts. . ...

Who looked at Tuesday Weld and decided she should become a blonde? The whole point was that she was a non-blonde. Not everyone has to be blonde.

I saw some Chinese girls bellydancing.

The only times I'm thankful to live on this side is when tornadoes/high winds pass over w/o doing much damage. They can't "jump" water according to this old Creek dude that explained why the major cities are where they are.

Wikipedia is a deep, dark hole and you can easily piddle away hours you were supposed to be doing something else in. It started w/ a search for circle lenses, then went to Angela Chang (I thought her eyes were just big), then to Han Chinese, then to Ughyurs and other blue eyed Asiatic types. ..apparently her mother is Ughyur of the non-turkish type forgot what that branch was called.. .I know I'm not spelling that right. ...from there several articles on what Ancient, Old and Middle Chinese sounded like were read. ..tones originated from dropped constants clusters which is bizarre but makes sense when explained physically, sort of like how Mandarin came from Mongols attempting to speak Middle Chinese/Old Cantonese and their accents mutating it and creating a new form. So Cantonese is the oldest ethnic form of Chinese still being used today. ..and the government is wiping it out. Apparently Ancient Chinese was very similar to Tibetan and most Han Chinese have a decent amount of Tibetan blood. ...these articles appeared in the Chinese press but only in the Australian versions. China would collectively flip out and dismiss if anyone suggested Tibetans are their ancestors.

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Permalink Reply by chelles on May 13, 2010 at 9:44pm

the one fucking time i watch the tyra banks show (b/c i was too lazy to change the channel), i end up pissed the hell off!! where do these black (and one white) mothers get off telling their daughters that their natural hair is bad? who the fuck gives a 3 y/o a relaxer? what kind of mother doesn't introduce people to her daughter b/c she cut her hair and went natural? some people are not fit to be parents. a mother should NEVER make her daughter feel ashamed of who she is. black children face enough adversity outside the home, they shouldn't have to come home to the same racist shit they hear in the street.

hmm i prolly should have posted that in "nappy, kinky, awesome," oh well..

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Permalink Reply by conspicuious green on May 15, 2010 at 6:39am

Jahluv one day from out of nowhere i'll be sitting next to you eating your food. I'mm willing to pay for a flight your making me hungry....

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You're a lovely woman you are always nice and thats why i like you but please stop saying "are you losing weight?, don't lose any weight" everytime you see me when you can only really see me from the chest up

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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on May 16, 2010 at 6:25am

One day.. ..I will shop for clothes in HK and Japan. And get some certified circle lenses.

I would put a cow on trail. "If "if's" and "buts" were peaches and nuts I would FUCK a donkey!" "what?!!"

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Permalink Reply by conspicuious green on May 16, 2010 at 8:54am

silly robin

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Permalink Reply by PolarVibez on May 16, 2010 at 9:08am

Isn't (Black?) church like a different kinda club you go to on Sunday morning? Think about it. You get dressed up in your best clothes to drink wine, hear a smoking ass band with backup singers(the choir) and watch a guy emcee(preach) the whole thing.Sometimes people also go to check out the opposite sex and possibly make a connection with someone. A lot of times people will catch the spirit and "dance". Then there's usually an "afterparty" either downstairs or at someone's house.

There's a thin line that seperates Sunday morning from the night before.

Let me not forget the cover fee..

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Permalink Reply by Oba Richards on May 16, 2010 at 12:06pm

Sounds like a Baptist church to me

PolarVibez said:

Isn't (Black?) church like a different kinda club you go to on Sunday morning? Think about it. You get dressed up in your best clothes to drink wine, hear a smoking ass band with backup singers(the choir) and watch a guy emcee(preach) the whole thing.Sometimes people also go to check out the opposite sex and possibly make a connection with someone. A lot of times people will catch the spirit and "dance". Then there's usually an "afterparty" either downstairs or at someone's house.

There's a thin line that seperates Sunday morning from the night before.

Let me not forget the cover fee..

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Permalink Reply by PolarVibez on May 16, 2010 at 1:13pm

Yeah, that's my only reference point.

Oba Richards said:

Sounds like a Baptist church to me

PolarVibez said:
Isn't (Black?) church like a different kinda club you go to on Sunday morning? Think about it. You get dressed up in your best clothes to drink wine, hear a smoking ass band with backup singers(the choir) and watch a guy emcee(preach) the whole thing.Sometimes people also go to check out the opposite sex and possibly make a connection with someone. A lot of times people will catch the spirit and "dance". Then there's usually an "afterparty" either downstairs or at someone's house.

There's a thin line that seperates Sunday morning from the night before.

Let me not forget the cover fee..

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Permalink Reply by lyfenlyn on May 16, 2010 at 1:31pm

Id agree.

PolarVibez said:

Yeah, that's my only reference point.

Oba Richards said:
Sounds like a Baptist church to me

PolarVibez said:
Isn't (Black?) church like a different kinda club you go to on Sunday morning? Think about it. You get dressed up in your best clothes to drink wine, hear a smoking ass band with backup singers(the choir) and watch a guy emcee(preach) the whole thing.Sometimes people also go to check out the opposite sex and possibly make a connection with someone. A lot of times people will catch the spirit and "dance". Then there's usually an "afterparty" either downstairs or at someone's house.

There's a thin line that seperates Sunday morning from the night before.

Let me not forget the cover fee..

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Permalink Reply by Kendrick Irvin on May 16, 2010 at 4:43pm

A vampire goes into a pub and asks 4 boiling water. The barman says "I thought u only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "Im making tea"