... the other Black experience
Permalink Reply by Wheredawhitewomenat on That was me... One night stand with an older sista I met at the American Legion post. Woke up in the motel room to take a pee - saw the teeth in the glass. Good times!
Wheredawhitewomenat said:Didn't one of you older AP Cats get busy with some older woman, and woke up and found her teeth on the night stand?
I read that on one of the old boards and screamed, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaamn!"
Anywho, yeah I once found this condom (Wasn't expired but pretty old). Long story short, put it on and that Non-noxly 9 stuff got in my dick...Worst pain ever. God damn, I was pissing razor blades for like 6hrs straight.
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Permalink Reply by Ken-K on damn, im scared to tell mine...
smh
lol
Permalink Reply by love feet in rayne on lol i guess.... it would have been awkward if he thought it was though.
DJ Random Brotha said:^ Now that's sexy lol.
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Lewis-Percell said:damn, im scared to tell mine...
smh
lol
Man, ain't no shame 'round hurr!!! Let's hear it!
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Ken-K said:
Lewis-Percell said:damn, im scared to tell mine...
smh
lol
Man, ain't no shame 'round hurr!!! Let's hear it!
well, i was with this girl, and it was my 1st time giving anal...
everything was cool, but i think i took it too far...
i donkey punched the SHIT out this girl...
literally...
well, she asked me to...
-_-
i might have hit her too hard cuz she passed out...
after like a min. of her not moving,
it got really awkward really fast...
so i picked her up and was going to carry her to a cold shower to wake her up...
in the midst of me carrying her,
she sharted all over my arm...
o_0
how convenient that her shitting on herself would be the thing to wake her up...
needless to say, we never called each other again...
-_-
Whoops?!?!?
I was super wasted and thought I was busting a mean one in my girls mouth after our frolic. The next day when I woke up she was pissed and I was very confused. Apparently, I gave her a Big Mean one (choking her), followed by an unstoppable Golden Shower down the throat, straight into the face, up the nose, and all over her hair. Cocaine is a hell of a drug according to "Rick James". But in words of Nicki Minaj ....4 Long Island Ice Tea's "is a muthafookin Monster"! LOL 
Permalink Reply by LesYpersound on Permalink Reply by Lewis-Percell on lmao
never doin that again...
somebody PLEASE top my shit...
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