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... the other Black experience
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All that that stuff we all deal that some find 'extra':
- snot
- wedgies
- weird food desires
- PMS
- farts
- genital itching
- scabs
- vomit
- sex peculiarities (this side of the Freak Bros/Sis)
- random thoughts
...etc., whatever. Funk up the place like a fart in the elevator.
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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on -
Sarah said:Realizing that you'd be more sexually attracted to a person if they didn't have a penis or a vagina, but were just there and existed as neither a male or a female. Does anyone else relate to that? We'd get along fine and we could be in love, they just wouldn't have the parts.
I used to be like that. ^_^
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I want a completely hairless body.
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Permalink Reply by Rand0mgirl on -
totally understandable. I too wouldn't want to date someone who was as hairy as a werewolf. lol
Madamoiselle De Sade said:Sarah said:Realizing that you'd be more sexually attracted to a person if they didn't have a penis or a vagina, but were just there and existed as neither a male or a female. Does anyone else relate to that? We'd get along fine and we could be in love, they just wouldn't have the parts.
I used to be like that. ^_^
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I want a completely hairless body.
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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on
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I'm just tired of shaving and grooming .. ..that stuff. I can't afford waxing and I can't do it myself. Permanent hair removal seems the way to go. I doubt I'll wake up wanting it back.
I am sick as a dog right now. It's so awesome how the heat made it worse! Who wants details?
Does anybody know what a windjammer is?
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Permalink Reply by Rage_Proletaire on -
Madamoiselle De Sade said:...Does anybody know what a windjammer is?
A boat?
I'm not up to speed on current slang usage, so I'll assume you're not talking about a boat.
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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on
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It's "the agonizing screams of a trapped turd". It's ooooooooooooold slang.
Rage_Proletaire said:Madamoiselle De Sade said:...Does anybody know what a windjammer is?
A boat?
I'm not up to speed on current slang usage, so I'll assume you're not talking about a boat.
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Permalink Reply by Rage_Proletaire on
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Madamoiselle De Sade said:It's "the agonizing screams of a trapped turd". It's ooooooooooooold slang.
Rage_Proletaire said:Madamoiselle De Sade said:...Does anybody know what a windjammer is?
A boat?
I'm not up to speed on current slang usage, so I'll assume you're not talking about a boat.
My jeebus.
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Permalink Reply by LesYpersound on -
ha... hahahaha. i like that.
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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on
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I now have the complete opposite of a windjammer. It's moving me to tears.
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Permalink Reply by Rage_Proletaire on
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Whilst sitting quietly in a boardroom with all eyes on the person next to me, a booger unexpectedly fell out of my nostril. What else was there to do besides casually brush it off the arm of the chair and pretend to be unfazed?
I didn't even get a good look at it; I fought the temptation to look down and examine it...
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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on
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Rage_Proletaire said:Whilst sitting quietly in a boardroom with all eyes on the person next to me, a booger unexpectedly fell out of my nostril. What else was there to do besides casually brush it off the arm of the chair and pretend to be unfazed?
I didn't even get a good look at it; I fought the temptation to look down and examine it...
:D !
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Permalink Reply by Madamoiselle De Sade on
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Today was laundromat day. I was taking my sheets out of the dryer when I felt something in them. I reach down and pull out my dildo. I'm suprised it didn't melt.
Made for an awkward conversational pause with my helper.
"...blah blah blah previous conversation.haha *silence*"
"what?"
"...nothing. *snicker*"
"...what?"
"nothing!"
"what is it? let me see! :D"
*shows her*
".. .. ..bwahahahahahaha. I'm surprised it didn't melt."
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Permalink Reply by Rosenda on -
GRRRRRRRL..................BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!! Omigod that was FUNNY to no end. Hee hee. Thank you.
Madamoiselle De Sade said:Today was laundromat day. I was taking my sheets out of the dryer when I felt something in them. I reach down and pull out my dildo. I'm suprised it didn't melt.
Made for an awkward conversational pause with my helper.
"...blah blah blah previous conversation.haha *silence*"
"what?"
"...nothing. *snicker*"
"...what?"
"nothing!"
"what is it? let me see! :D"
*shows her*
".. .. ..bwahahahahahaha. I'm surprised it didn't melt."
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