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Ask A White Girl

About Me

Ok so crazy, never know what to write in these!! Never! Welllll lets see I'm a really happy person, people always say that about me!! I love optimism and shiny things, definitely shiny is so important.

I used to play clarinet buuuut after watching the full American Pie series I realized I totally didnt want to be the Alyson Hannigan character (EW!) and gave up on 14 years of practicing and thousands of dollars of lessons. THANK GOD!! TOTALLY DID THE RIGHT THING!!

Love hanging with the girlz, u Know who U r!!!! And screw asshole boys!! Hhahahahaah J/K~!!! OMG Whyyyy are you guys such DICKS tho?! Can I get an AMEN??


gigglez#$#$%#@#$$$&$)(#$^^^****

You can be my friend if...

Ummm I'm really open minded.. super open to anyone whose just looking to connect BUT just so we're clear...

Things I'm looking for a man to do to make me feel loved:

*Please be spontaneous - just like always surprise me... leave things under my pillow ... (I promise not to watch you sleep... )

*Always tell me you think I'm the thinnest girl in the whole wide world! I dont run 6 miles every two days on a 1,500 cal a day intake, wear ACTUALLY skinny jeans, and make constant reference to my former eating disorder-which-I-no-longer-have-but-sometimes-cry-if-I'm-retaining-any-water-at-the-heinous-memory-of-it-all.. for nothing!!

*Just look at me... just ... always look at me. Never Stop ... Staring.

*I dont want you to like lurk or anything but sometimes I would love to have one of those like Tom Hanks Meg Ryan moments where hes like just following her... waiting for her under bridges and stuff.. so romantic...

*I'm not materialistic but I do know that in the past the more things that people have bought me, the more I'm aware of how much they love me.

*Just be fun loving!!

OMG is that SO MUCH to ask!!! hahaha.... gigglez

Occupation:

Huh?

Favorite bands:

This is totes my theme song!! Cause i like LOVE taking shots. I dont usually remember how much I love it, but I'm just sure I love it.

Favorite movies:

SOOO many!! K so for starters ANYTHING with John Cusak, JuJu Robs, Sandy Bulls, George Clooos (purrrrrr), early Leonardo D's, that kid in the Mac commercials? Yeah him....Love him!! And SOME Hardcore porn.

Favorite books:

Twilight, The Nanny Diaries, Hes Just Not That Into You, Baby Crazy, Bergdorff Blondes, Bridget Jones' Diary..... ummm...Buy Stuff!!, Credit Card limits are for losers, Shoes Shoes Shoes, Reproduce So He Wont Leave You, Whats His Net Worth.

As you can see I read A LOT.

Favorite Magazines:

Seventeen, Elle, Cosmo, Vogue (duhhh), Self, Vanity Fair (despite the big words), Wedding!!, Allure, People, Workout, Haveababy, Get Married!, Us Weekly, You're Not Fat (They have such a great website), Kitten Mag, Her, HimandHer, and Prettier Than Her.

Gosh So Many!

Favorite TV shows:

Sex in the City (OBVI), Real Housewives of New Jersey, Bad Girls Club, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Gossip Girl, The Hills, The City, and that show about women who become serial killers 'Snapped'... its just so funny cause sometimes ... I get it, you know? I Just... Get it.

Lol! *smilez*

Relationship status:

Just waiting on him to call me back... he totally will.. totally.

Orientation:

No answer

Zodiac Sign

Leo *Roars* :-) Lol.

Kids?:

OMG, Totes baby crazy.

Smoke/Drink?

no/yes