Bizarre Sally's Page

Name

Bizarre Sally

About Me

Well my dear I have to be one of the hottest lesbian burlesque divas surfacing the planet, well at least I like to think so. I am a bit of a realist and I can be a sweet asshole sometimes, but that comes with the territory of life. 23, feminist, Alpha-Female (I so rarely take shit off people). I love to entertain and I am probably the best person to keep around when your sad and down,I will make you fucking rip your pants from laughter. I hate to settle, I love to live my life on my own terms and the more someone tells me what I can't do, the more that I get this will to make it happen. I am a music addict, I feel that music is the best escape from such a chaotic world; music always knows the right words to say, even in the craziest situations like being locked outside your house. I am a complete dork, and I have moments when I am completely shy and then I have moments where I am telling jokes and giving all the sexy ladies lap dances...I am not the type of person that deals with being shoved in a box and told that, thats the life I'm suppose to live; I always want more...

You can be my friend if...

If you love burlesque, own more than one APC cd's, has a computer that is running slow because you keep downloading music... Love the movie Shortbus, and has invested in a movie "Itty Bitty Titty Committee"

Website :

http://theodoresgirl.tumblr.com

Occupation:

Burlesque dancer

Favorite bands:

A Perfect circle, Bikini Kill, Sleater-Kinney, Say Anything, Janelle Monae, The Roots, too many to name.

Favorite movies:

Short Bus, Escape to witch moutain, Itty Bitty Titty Committee...Lez Movies

Favorite books:

Black like me, Cunt, and so many more

Favorite Magazines:

BITCH

Favorite TV shows:

The L Word

Relationship status:

In a Relationship

Orientation:

Gay

Zodiac Sign

Scorpio

Kids?:

Not yet, but one day.

Smoke/Drink?

no/yes

Band Question - Genre:

Punk