Dirty Sanchez's Page

Name

Dirty Sanchez

About Me

truthist
traveler
nomad
with Atlanta in my near future.

I'm selective, sarcastic and sweet.
I've been called abrasive.
I'm just fine with that.

I'm a dominatrix.

If I live to see 83,
I'm doing all of the coke I can shove into my ancient nostrils while waiting for my senior special at Ihop. After 75, your life pretty much goes down hill. Why not try all of the dangerous drugs you were terrified of in your youth?

I'm very queer. I love vag'.

I plan on getting tattoos everywhere. I'd have a lot of piercings. But I don't.

What's the next step after MP3 players?
I want to be that embarrasing 47 year old my with an Ipod touch from 2009. I'll go around saying it's an antique, when it's really just an old piece of shit that I've maintained beautifully.

I drink as often as I can without it becoming a condition.
I read a whole buncha books and shit.
ohemgee, I sooooooo suck at math though.
That's how I roll, yo.

I'm a conspiracy theorist.
black feminist,
and I'm in the Army.

Any questions?

And yes, my name IS Sanchez.

You can be my friend if...

you enjoy kink, booze, and breaking things after drinking booze. Or if you'll let me feel your boobs. :shrugs: Male or female. Man nipples are quite pointless. And quite amusing. OH. If you have a massive collection of gay hardcore arabic gangbang porn, I SO want to borrow.

Anyone else who's fucking superhard with Lupe. L.a.s.e.r.s. and I'm Beamin'. mmmhmm.

Website :

http://twitter.com/elaxation

Occupation:

Sigh.
Once again,
zombieologist, a professional rescuer/lifeguard/WSI assistant, a semi professional dominatrix and chef.. I am an ordained minister and wedding officiant.
I'm also a full time smart ass. But the pay sucks, so I'm also in the Army.
I'm also a student at some college in some state.

Favorite bands:

Bands and people? Well. Carlos Santana, Purple Popcorn, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Lynyrd Skyrynd, The Charlie Danials Band kicks serious ass ass. I'm a huggeee Johnny Cash fan. El Gran Combo and Willie Colon. N.E.R.D. Greenday, Yellowcard, the Spice Girls isn't considered a band, but Scary Spice's tits probably contributed to my gayness, so they deserve a mention. Okgo. <3 those guys. Gwen Stefani, Common, Janelle Monae, will you marry me? Outkast, Queen, Chester French, Asher Roth, Raheem DeVaughn, Wale!, Mos Def, LUPE FIASCO is my demigod., Gemini, MIA. Janis Joplin had some LUNGS on her, I'll tell you what. POD, I'd bang everyone in The Donnas, Simple Plan, Korn, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Sum 41, My Chemical Romance, Cee-lo, Staind, Jet,
B.E.P., ANYTHING Motown.

Favorite movies:

I could live on Anchorman. Pootie Tang. Rambo. Forrest Gump. And Step Brothers. just play them on repeat man.

Favorite books:

Assata, the secret life of bees, the killers among us, the collected works of nikki goivanni, when i was puerto rican, the girl from puerto rico, the five people you meet in heaven, the turkish lover, green eggs and ham, the memory keepers daughter, We Survived, Lost Christianities, The Battles for Scripture and the Faiths We Never Knew, God is Not Good, The Miseducation of the Negro, The Covanent with Black America

Favorite Magazines:

Anything with naked ladies

Favorite TV shows:

Again, if it's nude, I'm in.

Relationship status:

I'm in love with my vibrator. Her name is Pinky. She's perfect.

I also have a woman who loves to spank me on occasion.

Orientation:

Gay

Zodiac Sign

Virgo. On the cusp of Leo.

Kids?:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Who would let me be a mother? I have a beautiful goddaughter and three nephews, however.

Smoke/Drink?

no/yes