Welcome, Garrison!

Name

Garr Bear.

About Me

What about me? What about you?

You can be my friend if...

Your alive and will converse with me and not about me.

Occupation:

Artist.

Favorite bands:

The rubber ones. Or the Native American ones.

Favorite movies:

"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference! "

But then again...

"Let me tell you the story of Right Hand, Left Hand. Its the story of good and evil. HATE! It was with this hand that Caine iced his brother. LOVE! These five fingers go straight to the soul of man The Right Hand, The Hand Of LOVE. The Story of LIFE is this STATIC. One Hand is always fightin' the other hand. And the Left Hand is kickin' much ass, it looks like The Right Hand LOVE is finished but stop the press the Right Hand's coming back hes got the Left on the ropes now that's right Yeah! Its a devastating Right and HATE is hurt! Hate down! Oh! Oh! Oh! Left Hand HATE K.O.'ed by LOVE! If I LOVE you, I LOVE you. But if I HATE you..."

Favorite books:

The kind with breath taking, mind blowing, life changing pictures. The kind with philosophical words of the wise. The kind with no words at all. But most of all the kind that are free ;]

Favorite Magazines:

I LOVE the kind made from the WORST paper, with no words, and only the BEST pictures. They're usually worth the asking price.

I HATE the kind made of metal with springs and hold explosive things.

Favorite TV shows:

I don't have a telly. But Craig Ferguson, Mrs. Claras Cooking show, and The Berrics; The battle at..., First Try Fridays, are damn good shows.

Relationship status:

Single.

Orientation:

Straight

Zodiac Sign

Scorpio

Kids?:

Funny as shit but cruel as hell. And a bit needy might I add.

Smoke/Drink?

yes/yes

Band Question - Sounds like:

Great record store. When it was a record store.