Jody The Grinder's Page

Name

Joe Grinder (AFROlogica)

About Me

Purple Monkeys in blue suits, swinging from red vines, eating cheese in rain-boots, unwinding the thread twine, putting foot in duke-chutes, smelling the deadline. You must've did it cuz I know it's not mine.

My eye sight is a kaleidescope, eat the Sherm at sea shore, her mouth is closed wide shut, what's behind the green door, she can still deep-throat, but the modulators broke, no need for pea-coats I've got the wood right here, on your chocolate covered star-fish, open wide my dear, it isn't shush-kabob but it is delicious, wheres the love but there is no kiss, hot-dog flavored water was your favorite dish.

You can be my friend if...

...you think you cool enough...

Occupation:

Writer/Artist/Creative Director/The Original Mothafucka/Balls of Adamantium/

Favorite bands:

George Clinton, Earth Wind & Fire, The Smyrk, Ike & Tina Turner, Bad Brains, Automatic Man, Santigold,Madlib, Jackie Brenston, Fishbone, Georgia Anne Muldrow, Lafayette AfroRock Band, Duke Ellington, Mos Def, The Carps, Metallica, Skunk Anansie, Cypress Hill, 24-7 Spyz, Stone Vengeance, Floetry, Dave Mathews Band, TV On The Radio, Nirvana, Rage Against The Machine, Audio Slave, Bjork, Radiohead, Portis Head, Nickleback, Pantera, Slayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Outkast, Alice In Chains, Smashing Pumpkins, Beck, The Verve, Cody Chestnutt, Aaliyah, Aerosmith, 2pac, Ben Folds Five, Amy Winehouse, ACDC, Warren G, Tony McAlpine, Lenny Kravitz, Eric Roberson, Jimi Hendrix, David Ryan Harris, Dwele, Follow For Now, Fats Domino, Chuck Berry, Frank Sinatra, Thin Lizzy, Kele, Blocc Partym, Meshell Ndegeocello, Funkadelic, BLK JKS, Living Colour, Led Zeppelin, John Coltrane, A Tribe Called Quest, George Benson, Miles Davis, Black Milk, Wu-tang, M.O.P., Dizzy Gillespie, SlipKnot, Cypress Hill, The Grateful Dead, AfroSupersound, Freddie Robinson, Black Merda, Res, Erykah Badu, Rakim, Danger Mouse, MF Doom, Davina, Devin The Dude, Fat Jon, Gary Taylor, Whole Wheat Bread, Gil Scott-Heron, Hi-Tek, Herbie Hancock, Saul Williams, Ras Kass, The Nonce, Sam Cooke, Korn, The Roots, Thelonious Monk, Zapp & Roger, Guns & Roses, Stetsasonic Go Stetsa, Steve Spacek, The Last Poets, Common, The Gap Band, The Brand New Heavies, Steve Spacek, Mtume, Slum Village, The Opus, Minnie Riperton, Nujubes, Linkin Park, Slick Rick, Musiq Soulchild, NAJEE, M-Flo, NIN, Nicole Willis and The Soul Investigators, Busta Rhymes, Jay-Z, NaS, Ledisi, Maxwell, Bob Marley, All the Marley Sons, Killer Mike, NWA, Dr.Dre, Ice-Cube, KRS-One, Kumasi, Lalah Hathaway, Jill Scott, Janelle Monae, Issac Hayes, James Brown, Interpol, Gym Class Heros, Irene Reid, Jamiroquai, DJ Quik, Dam Funk, Hed Kandi, Henry Rollins, Jay Electronica, Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, Zapp Mama, , Charlie Parker, The Dynamic Superiors, Charlie Wilson, Public Enemy, Little Brother, 88 Keys, Barry White, Rufus, Sly & The Family Stone, Patrice Rushen, Chaka Khan, Supa Nova Slom, Jedi Mind Trix, Breaking Benjamin, John Mayer, Lupe Fiasco, Teddy Pendergrass, Marvin Gaye, Donny Hathaway, The Blackbyrds, The Commodores, The Temptations, Lauryn Hill, Gladys Knight & The Pips, The O'Jay's, Nina Simone, NaS, George Duke, Solomon Burke, The Dramatics, WIllie Hutch, Beanie Man, Spragga Benz, Sista Nancy, Lady Saw, Movado, Coldplay, Green Day, Hoobastank, Game Rebellion, Izza Kizza, Blacc Roc, etc

Favorite movies:

Afro-Punk, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, 36th Chamber of Shaolin, Last Dragon, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, Fist Full of Dollars, Once Upon A Time In America, Machine Girl, Thriller A Cruel Picture, Big Butts Like It Big, Night of The Living Dead, Exorcist, Kill Bill, Belly, The Departed, Crank, Hoodlum, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, Unforgiven, The Fist of the White Lotus, New Jack City, Crazy Big Booty, Petey Wheatstraw The Devils Son In Law, Behind The Green Door, Black Dynamite, 40 Year Old Virgin, Brown Sugar, The Mack, Afro Samurai, True Romance, Black Reign 6, Coffy, Black Devil Doll From Hell, Deepthroat, Out of Time, Candyman, Dolemite, 28 Days Later, Booty Talk, Johnny Mad Dog, Enter The Dragon, Forrest Gump, Avatar, Alien, Ricochet, Predator, Anal Acrobats, For A Few Dollars More, Do The Right Thing, Disappearing Acts, Training Day, Brooklyn's Finest, Black Pipe Layers, Pretty Woman, School Daze, The Matrix, Terminator, 40oz Bounce, Friday, Scary Movie, 300, For A Few Dollars More, The Duke, Planet of the Apes, Bullet, Malcolm X, Cadillac Records, James Bond, Black Butt-hole Stretchers, Idlewild, Raging Bull, Heat, Fight Club, Set It Off, Fatal Attraction, Play Misty For Me, Ali, Panther, Sin City, Kick-Ass, Hell Boy, Blade, Pitch Black, District 9, Ultimate Asses, Devil In A Blue Dress, Miracle At St.Anna, Black Assassins, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, The Crazies, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Shoot'em Up, Derailed, Ray, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, From Dusk Til' Dawn, The Crow, The Rock, Big Black Wet Asses, The Watchmen, Pirates of the Caribbean, Desperado, Enemy of The State, Mars Attacks, Dawn of The Dead, I Spit On Your Grave, Salo, Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hallow, Scent of a Woman, Up That Black Ass, Greatest Spits & Hits, Boss Nigger, Fast & Furious, Don't Be A Menace While Drink Your Juice In The Hood, Good Shepard, My Baby Cheating and I Busted The Bitch, Kidulthood, Adulthood, Frontiers, High Tension, Inglorious Bastards, Drag Me To Hell, Thinner, Bourne Identity, Bram Stokers Dracula, The Wolfman, Blood And Bone, Undisputed 2, Batman, More Cushion For The Pushin, Surrogates, REC, Martyrs, Harlem Nights, Boomerang, Black Bottom Girls, Baadasssss!, SOUL POWER ZAIRE 74, Dead Presidents, Big Booty Revenge, Across 110th St, Game Of Death, Phatty Girls, The Bad Lieutenant, Ms. 45, Powder, Chocolate, Breaking Point, The Boondock Saints, Baby Boy, The Fantastic Mr.Fox, Transformers, Smokin Aces, Godfather, Casino, Good Fellas, Ronin, The Professional, Blood: The Last Vampire, Big Bubble Butt Brazilian Orgy, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Halloween, Gladiator, The Jackal, xXx, Devils Advocate, Things To Do In Denver, Grosse Point Blank, Mami Culo Grande, Long Kiss Goodnight, Reign of Fire, Se7en, Independence Day, Besie Moi, Braveheart, Just Fucking, Banlieue 13, Akira, American Beauty, Precious, Zatoichi The Blind Swordsman, Coonskin, Rock N Roll Nigger, Justin Slayer's Unleashed, Taking of Pelham 123 Coochie Cuttas, Traffic Jam, U.S. Marshall, Public Enemies, Last House On The Left, Gremlins, Booty I Like, Critters, Freddy Kruger, Jason, Phantasm, Burnt Offerings, Amittyville, Stir of Echoes, Black Girls Get Nasty Too, Sexy Beast, Get Carter, Get Shorty, Be Cool, Abby, Road House, Big Stan, Big Booty White Girls, Die Hard, Up In Smoke, Black Hawk Down, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, The Walking Dead, Saving Private Ryan, Oceans 11,12,13, South Central, Boyz N The Hood, Voltron, Star Trek, Ass Everywhere, Budonkadunk, Shaolin vs Wu-Tang, Three Kingdoms, Body Guards & Assassins, Shaka Zulu, Giant Black Greeze Butts, Indiana Jones, Treasure Hunters, Snatch, Transporter, Spook Who Sat By The Door, Grindhouse, Shaft, Friday Foster, Blackula, Bucktown, The Beast Must Die, Boss'n Up, Pootie Tang, Hancock, Soul Men, Run Bitch Run, Bitch Slap, Paid In Full, Gangs of New York, Rocky, The Big Lebowski, J.D.'s Revenge, Rosewood, Roots, 3:10 To Yuma, Full Metal Jacket, Black Snake Moan, Outrageous Ass, Booty Clappin Superfreaks

Favorite books:

Soul on Ice, Atlus Shrugged, War by Sun Tzu, Isis Papers, The Prince, Malcolm X Autobiography, Autobiography of Martin Luther King Jr. The Republic, Roots of White Aggression, Too Big To Fail, Collapse, Moral Problems, Dying For Revenge, 48 Laws of Power, Art of Seduction, Belly of The Beast, American Negro Folktales, Native Son, Invisible Man, There Eyes Were Watching God, The Dead MC Scrolls, Race Matters.

Favorite Magazines:

Anything that catches my eye from a artistic or visually aesthetic standpoint or how-to/DIY mags

Favorite TV shows:

Don't watch much Television but I do enjoy ESPN, Cartoon Network Adult Swim, HBO specials, Comedy Central, Boardwalk Empire, How To Make It In America, The Walking Dead, First 48, Intervention. Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Relationship status:

Swinging from girl to girl like a monkey in a jungle.

Orientation:

Straight

Zodiac Sign

The Archer

Kids?:

Nope. Can't afford any children right now, don't have the patience either.

Smoke/Drink?

yes/yes

Band Question - Record label:

DIY