We decided to form a band after a random encounter at Waffle House.We didn't know each other so our encounter outside of Waffle house was awkward...but then we found out we all had a mutual intrest in pornography and dirty queer rock n roll. The rest is history. DDRK4L
Band Question - Sounds like:
ok ok ok...... Well.... lets say HR from the Bad Brains had a homosexual affair with Iggy pop, and they some how produced a child. NOW at the very same time D boon from the minutemen had a baby with Exene from X. Ok.. now the HR/Iggy baby meets the D.boon/Exene baby at a Sham 69 concert. They are dancing,having a couple of beers singing all their favorite song when the HR/Iggy baby whips out a joint and asks if the D.boon/Exene baby wants to join him in some tokeage. The D.boon/Excene baby says yes and they go to the car, smoke the J, talk a bit.. then SMASH. So.. 9 months later BAM they have a baby. (obviously no one has heard of contraception) Anyway, that baby grows up to be a activist and meets Marc Bolan at a Reproductive justice rally. Now, this is where the story gets a bit hazzy. We aren't sure if it was because the HR/Iggy/D.boon/Excene baby just really got off to reproductive justice or if they just where really horny because Mark is a mega babe, but they ended up boning in a port-a-potty and fell in love. So they became domestic partners and after awhile they decided... Hey, we wanna have children. But, they more they tried they failed so the asked there doctor name Jello b, if surrogacy would be a good option. He agreed and called up Polly S. to be the surrogate mother. Days later he injected Polly with the HR/iggy/D.boon/Excene/Marc bolan juices, and 9 months later a baby was born! That baby was then abducted by aliens but was later sent back to earth for their lack of cooperation and decency so they placed the child in a small Texas town just to fuck with them even more...... Thus.. The Atomic TanLines where formed.