Zaron3's Page

Name

Zaron

About Me

I like to teach old people to rap with authority.
I love to teach children to cuss with style all their own.
I learned to cook by burning everything- I once burnt a salad.
If I could, I would sleep at the beach- on the sand, but then I'd have to shower every morning and and I just don't have the time.

You can be my friend if...

... you're an easy laugh or have a strange eye.

Website :

http://amateurstuntman.blogspot.com

Occupation:

writer/filmmaker

Favorite bands:

Cerebral Ballzy, NOFX, Adolescents, MC5, Angry Samoans, Bad Brains, The Germs, Descendents, Mick Collins and the Dirt Bombs, D.R.I., Fugazi, Dead Kennedys, 7 Seconds, M.I.R.V., Circle Jerks

Favorite movies:

The Horse's Mouth

Favorite books:

Immortality by Milan Kundera

Favorite Magazines:

Surfer, Creative Screenwriting

Favorite TV shows:

Sesame Street

Relationship status:

single as Mother Theresa

Orientation:

Straight

Zodiac Sign

Watch Downhill Speed

Kids?:

"Kids" was a pretty sick movie.

Smoke/Drink?

no/yes