SHREW.

Name

Don't worry about it, just know I exist.

About Me

Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
Ohhh yeahhh, you like it.
I'm in the middle. And I've learned to like it.
I fear that I'm mediocre so I do things when no one is watching.
I want to be in a band and never make it big.

You can be my friend if...

You are beautiful, vulgar, a schizo, an artist, a club kid, a rich old man with a ADHD libido, the reincarnated bad ass spirit of Marylin Monroe...

Occupation:

Starbucks slave (not for long)..
Almost make-up artist..
Dropout..

Favorite bands:

Them.
And it don't stop there....

Favorite movies:

Imprint (can I get a YES for fucked up Japanese movies), A Clockwork Orange, Raising Victor Vargas, Snatch, Fight Club, Anchorman...documentaries for days....

Favorite books:

Chicken Soup for the Broke Ass Weedhead College Student Who Continuously Makes Fucked Up Decisions.

Favorite Magazines:

Missbehave, Blender, Inked, Bitch, Urban Ink

Favorite TV shows:

Martin, Jackass, What Not To Wear, Dirty Jobs, Living Single, Project Runway, and of course, her holiness, TYRA

Relationship status:

Completely INVISIBLE.
Single to infinity and beyond like shitttt.
Probably because of all the porn..

Zodiac Sign

Scorpio

Kids?:

I just want to name them cool shit and tell them they can grow up and be whatever they want. But that won't happen for like....decades.

Band Question - Record label:

DIY