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... the other Black experience

Man, women be shoppin'. Ain't no stoppin' a woman from shoppin'. Shit, you got 10.00 bitch gon' want 8.50.

I look at her and said, "Damn, baby why you got ta be comin' at me like dat". And she's all "I need a new pair of Nikes".

And I'm all like, "Alright, its all good jus 'cuz you my 'boo". When all of a sudden the door busts open

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! CRACK!!! SHAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

"Dis is a mothefuckin' god damned bitch nigga pussy ass faggoty ass poopbutt smega dope ass stick up"

And I was like, "Excuse me?"

And then he said, "I said, Dis is a motherfuckin' god damned bitch nigga pussy ass faggoty ass poopbutt smega dope

ass stick up ".

I was like, "Oh why are you pulling a motherfuckin' god damned bitch nigga pussy ass faggoty ass poopbutt smega dope

ass stick up?"

"Because I'm broke!"

"You up in here livin good and shit, grocery shoppin' every week"

"Yo' car start up when you put the key in da ignition, fuck dat nigga you got clothes on and I want dem' jewelz"

(Ok, whew, as I'm writing this I've got tears in my eyes...Its surprising that people actually talk this way.)

"Jewelz?", I said.

"Yeah, that 8.50", he said.

Next thing you know him and my shorty are huggin' and shit.

"What's this about", I said.

"You're not man enough for me...Me and dude here are goin' to split with the $8.50"

"Yeah, you ain't main enough for her"

Of course I gave them the $8.50.

BOOOM!!!! She shawt dat fool right in his muthafuckin' head.

"Oooh, you didn't expect a double cross did you!", she said.

"Wha'd you doo dat fo?"

"I wanted the $8.50 all for myself, Payless iz havin' a sale"

"Alright, you slick ass blasphemous dope fiend bitch we got tha muthafuckin' place surrounded"

"Aww, man its the cops dey know about the $8.50...What is I goin' do?"

"You could give yourself up", I pleaded.

'Naw fuck dat, I've seen Belly like 8 times". I've got something i need to tell you

"What, what is it?"

"I'm really...a man. I would have told you about my massive throbbing cock but I was a afraid that you wouldn't understand. "

"Oh, this a great time to tell me... I mean I had no idea that you had a big dick. Jesus christ, I think I'm going to be sick"

"I knew you'd act like this...this is why I kept my king kong of a dong a secret!"

She ran out the the house guns blazin'

"Haley, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!", i SCREAMED.

But it was too late, Dey shot her/his ass up. Dey kilt her/him dead, real bad too.

All 'cuz women be shoppin'.

We wuz suppose to git married too.

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Comment by Jenny Taelyah on July 11, 2008 at 11:40pm
shit.
I'd still take that $8.50 down to hell with me.
I have the bigger cock.
I deserve it.
Comment by christina ray on June 20, 2008 at 4:37pm
hehe that funny. lol


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