I'm REAL horny and my girlfriend doesn't make the sex with me. Then I get the wandering eye. But i look, don't touch. I think, don't touch. (I sniff....dont' touch. lol)
We've been together for two years. Last summer I went out with this girl; we had a mutual friend who was supposed to show up but flaked. (Betch.) Anyway, a few drinks later (I had more than she did. she bought me drinks. She got me drunk.) She, of course, kissed me. And here i'm like 'whoa that was hot. but that can't happen cuz i'm in a thing with a girl that i like.' so i ran from her around the patio of this bar and she chased me and that's basically where that ends. But the point is, that night, that girl grabbed me and damn near took it. Sure she was just horny and curious or whatever, but the fact remains that in that moment I felt desired. My girlfriend never does that with me...two years and she never grabs me and throws me up against a wall, like she just can't wait to fuck. She doesn't even seduce me quietly. Or put her titties on my back or anything. She doesn't wanna do the McNasty with me. I dont' wanna always hafta be the one to start the JaNaked Funk. I've griped about this before, so i mean, i'm not just bein a brat and bein all ''ooh i'ma write it out here and not tell her." no, 've told her. I've told you.
I want some sex, damnit!