Politics
feature: “native american council offers amnesty to 240 million undocumented whites”
Despite the large number of Europeans inhabiting the United States, most scholars regard their citizenship – and their colonization of the indigenous land from the 16th century – as illegal. Now City World News reports that Native American leaders met up last week in New Mexico and have now decided to “extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.” Read more on their terms, below.
By Alexander Aplerku, AFROPUNK Contributor
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“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.
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“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land.”
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“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”
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* Pictured is Sitting Bull, who led his people as a tribal chief during years of resistance to United States government policies.
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