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happy birthday to muthafukin’ samuel l. jackson- top 10 sam l quotes of all time!
In honor of muthafukin Sam L. muthafukin Jackson’s birthday, we’ve rounded up top Top 10 best muthafukin quotes of all muthafukin TIME! Straight from the vault of our man Sam! Can ya dig, it?
10. “I remember my first time, it was out behind my uncle’s barn with my second cousin. She was two tons if she weighed a pound, I could have done better for myself.” Lazarus from Black Snake Moon
9. “Bitch, be cool!” Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction
8. “Who. Y’all take a chill. You got to cool that shit off. And that’s the double truth, Ruth” –Mister Senor Love Daddy from She Gotta Have It
7. “Just ’cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes” – Trip from Juice
6. “Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass” – Zeus from Die Hard With a Vengeance
5. “Mama, I smoked the color TV”- Gator from Jungle Fever
4. “AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”- Ordell Robbie from Jackie Brown
3. “Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say ‘what’ one more Goddamn time!” Jules Winfield from Pulp Fiction
2. “Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!” Neville Flynn -Snakes on a Plane
1. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee![ Ezekiel 25:17.]” Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction
**Honorable Mention**
“You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says “I hate niggers” has either got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.” Zeus from Die Hard – With a Vengeance
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY!
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