"The Stand-In"

Today, I decided to take a big risk. Being a songwriter, I was trying to figure out how I can store my lyrics till I get a chance to perform them. Due to anxiety and awareness of my feeble voice, I decided to just put the lyrics up. Hopefully, this can earn me some songwriting jobs. :-)

Anyway, when I wrote this, I was thiking of the many shallow ways people seem to write about love. To me, it's not enough to just write how much you love them. What would you like to do with them? What about them do you love? What would you give up for her? How does it make you feel?

The focus is love vs. porn. It's realizing that making love with your woman made it obsolete for the women doing pornography to ever get your attention. It's about uddenly thinking that the woman is so good, not just in bed, that it makes other women look like pansies. Basicaly, to paraphrase Coupling's Jeff Murdock:

"The sex is so good, masturbation is in it's infancy."

Enticing from head to toe
and putting on a decent show
There's not much she wouldn't do
To steal your attention from you

Soaking like a waterfall
Always coming when I call
She sees to it my balls aren't blue
The problem is that she's not you

Chorus:

She used to make me want to rise
So, I can slide between her thighs
Now, all she makes me want to do
Is slide into the bed with you

Magnetic eyes, persuasive grind
Made me blow more than my mind
But there's not a thing she can do
To measure up to a girl like you

To the porn star of your choice:

You made me feel like an animal
I would eat you like a cannibal
There was nothing I wouldn't do
To put the magic hurtin' on you

All the things I'd love to do
Turn your pussy black and blue
Sad to have to whisper that
I've saved it for somebody new

She used to make me want to rise
To challenges between her thighs
Now, all she makes me want to do
Is slide into the bed with you

Her Juicy lips, persuasive grind
Made me blow more than my mind
But there's not a thing she can do
To measure up to a girl like you