your band sux, unless the devil's your roadie

Dear (enter chosen suck ass band here),

u can't hide behind fireworks, groupies, spiky hair, tattoos and pro tools for long... we'll all realize how much your band sux when the smoke and mirrors are cleared from the stage...
punk rock for the masses, heavy metal for the weak, rock and roll for the money...
a fucking hodgepodge of deuche baggery...
music owned by big business...
a musician's heart left on the corner w a cup and a sign "will beat for a sick guitar riff"
music has had some bad plastic surgery....
went in for a face life and left w the idea that music is "cool" and not soulful...
paid for a tummy tuck and left w the understanding that a lip piercing makes u a star...
a boob job turned tragically into a mass media cesspool...
someone struck a wicked deal w the devil... instant success...
but i guess u can't be completely to blame...
i mean there must be a couple idiot drones who look just like u, but with amazingly less talent buying your crap music.
i just hope when u sleep at night knowing u don't deserve the hype, u also know that only what is real survives... so enjoy your spice girl fame.... cause u can be assured your career will only last as long as some second rate reality show allows...

so in conclusion: fuk your emo hair, fuk your meaningless tattoos, your overpriced glitter tshirts, "keeping with the jones'" piercings, factory manufactured image, and incredibly desperate soul... my heart truly goes out to your pathetic ass

love,
a lover of real music

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Comment by Caz Prescott on May 13, 2011 at 8:08pm: Whoo!! Tell it gurl!!

Comment by AfroCuban on July 3, 2010 at 6:56pm: Damn, that's like, like a SONG! Made me flashback (? flash hear in my head?) to American Woman by the Guess Who.

Probably hit me like a song because there is a feeling and a meaning behind the words that mean and say something.

Comment by JUstLovebeatZ on June 16, 2010 at 7:53am: Like!

Comment by roxy stardust on November 18, 2009 at 3:42pm: nice! hurry up and get to vegas, lol

Comment by ShayShayLafunk on November 18, 2009 at 3:37pm: ROXY!!!!!!!OMG!!!! I love this post ...you cut that shiznit to the core and I feel like you pulled that out of my head too. Love it Girl!! I'm sharing with my FB folks who need to know you are on IT .
Thanks Diva.
I gotta get to Vegas one day and buy you a drink for this

Comment by Monstah Black on October 13, 2009 at 11:02am: :)

Comment by roxy stardust on October 13, 2009 at 12:42am: lol... you're a trip, pach =) thanx killer

Comment by Dustin Thewynd on October 12, 2009 at 10:01pm: AAaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha!! This post is so awesome!! I love how your words cut through butt-her. Cause it's her butt that makes her shine like a hollow glass orb. Yes we see through it, and I'm not talkin' transcendiant. Most plasti-coats couldn’t stand the rain. They could not reach that level of Taoism’s, and enlightened ways because it hurts to think. So they remain shallow and hollow, and full of echoes of a failed mis-manifested attempt of life. But we understand they just wanna be somebody, and they are somebody. Some body full of dried rivers and emptied water pools. A body of constant self-indulgence never to be shared not even with thineself. A face not carved of the sweetest sandalwood, but a face molded with cheap recycled where’s cause they are not here...
Anyway I like your post. LOL!